Sorry darling, I know you are being emo recently and I'm sorry for couldn't do anything to cheer you up. You told me you are not feeling well today but I totally forgot bout it and not even bother to ask "How are you feeling now" or "Do you feel better??". I felt so guilty bout that and also not being a considerate gf. I'm just so poor in making someone happy again............ =(
Just browse thru the jokes and riddles website and saw this joke.
Thirty Times in a Row
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field.
The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.
She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."
The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Basically, I think its lame instead of funny but on seeing your darling's effort and trying so hard to please you, just smile a bit k?? Muacks.................. Love You!!!!!
My Babe and I
The back. Real cool mann!!
Me and Bitch
Me and Fish. She is one of the promoters working with us. And no, Fish is not her nickname, it is her name! She is kind of sociable and friendly and darn, i envy her height. She is just 17 this year and currently is pursueing her SPM... Nice to meet her anyway!!
Bitch sitting on the F1 modal car.
